I promise to bring light to absurd promises through light-hearted satire
I promise I will not be poisonous or beautiful, just a regular fungi.
I promise to make downtown safe by building a tunnel under it. Car and truck CO2 will be collected in the tunnel and used for growing weed more quickly. Money made from weed sales will be used for free public transportation so no more DUIs
I promise to read your promise requests because Fungi ideas and ideals can be found in all kinds of interesting places.
I promise no taxes for buying bicycles or tricycles for every Canadian.
I promise to make lots of tax havens in Canada so the investments that being a tax haven brings can be used to provide basic income for everyone who needs it and lower taxes for middle class.